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US Congress Bans Internet Use For Commerce
Posted by Joseph on July 16th, 2010
The U.S. Congress today banned users from using the internet to make money. Senator Hugh Jidette stated, “There are too many rich people already and we don’t want any more.”
Users may appeal to their congressperson to abolish this new law by sending a post card to them.
Money Declared Illegal in All 50 States
Posted by Joseph on July 16th, 2010
The U.S. Congress declated that real money, that is, gold and silver coins minted by the U.S. Mint, are illegal for use in commerce within the 50 states.
If you would like to use something other than paper IOUs for money, please contact your congressperson and explain what “debt” means.
Stress Relief and Wellness
Posted by Joseph on July 16th, 2010
If you want to feel more centered and energized all day and night, consider wearing the Q-Link Pendant. For more information, go to HealthStressRelief.com.
The Q-Link Pendant is effective for reducing sensitivity to cellphones, computers and other electrical devices which emit electromagnetic field emissions which may be harmful to your health. See Cellphone-Radiation.org.
NASA Offers Trips to Moon to Offset Deficit
Posted by Joseph on July 16th, 2010
NASA today decided to sell trips to the moon for $50,000,000,000 per person to offset the cuts in the NASA budget and other government agencies.
To make your reservation, contact the NASA Kennedy Space Center and take a number.
